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But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?

In the spring of 1745, Paris was abuzz with tales of the Count of Saint Germain, a man whispered to possess secrets beyond time itself. I, Voltaire, ever the skeptic, had to see this enigmatic figure for myself. Our meeting took place at a soirée hosted by Madame de Pompadour, where nobles and philosophers gathered under crystal chandeliers. As the count entered, a ripple of murmurs spread across the room. He was of medium height, dressed in elegant yet curious attire—a deep burgundy coat embroidered with gold, though of a style I could not place. His hair, dark and flowing, hinted at youth, but his eyes told a different story. They glinted with a strange, ageless quality, as though he had seen centuries pass before him. Introductions were made, and I found myself in a corner with the count, his gaze penetrating yet oddly warm. "Monsieur de Voltaire," he began in a voice smooth as polished marble, "I have read your works on history and philosophy. You speak much of the folly of mankind, yet I wonder, do you think that folly could ever change?" It was a peculiar question, more probing than polite. "Change is the one constant," I replied, "though man’s nature seems stubbornly fixed." "Ah," he mused, with a knowing smile. "And what if I told you that I had seen this folly for... centuries? That I had known emperors and kings long since buried in the dust?" His words struck me like a sharp gust. Was it madness, or something more? "Then, Monsieur le Comte," I said, leaning in closer, "you must have discovered a secret elixir or some philosopher’s stone. Or perhaps you jest?" He shook his head, a faint melancholy flickering in his eyes. "No jest, my dear Voltaire. I have found neither elixir nor stone—only time and its many faces. I have walked through epochs, and men always believe themselves at the pinnacle of wisdom, though they repeat the same mistakes." I scoffed at his apparent mysticism, though part of me, against my own reason, felt drawn to his words. Was it the allure of the unknown, or the conviction in his voice that unsettled me? Before I could inquire further, the count gracefully excused himself, leaving me with an uneasy curiosity. As the night waned, I found myself pondering—what if, by some trick of fate, the count spoke the truth?

One time I was walking around Brooklyn when I saw a pigeon, I said "Yo, what up?" and the Pigeon said back "Sup, my G?" So I says back "Coolin, chillin' and a bit of blood spillin', chicken nuggets from that Happy Meal™ got me buggin'! Naah mean?"
The pigeon was all "Coo Cooo Coo" and shit on a Tesla before flying away.

random ass numbers for no reason. It's not a rickroll, Mom! 14-5-22-5-18 7-15-14-14-1 7-9-22-5 25-15-21 21-16

14-5-22-5-18 7-15-14-14-1 12-5-20 25-15-21 4-15-23-14

14-5-22-5-18 7-15-14-14-1 18-21-14 1-18-15-21-14-4 1-14-4 4-5-19-5-18-20 25-15-21

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14-5-22-5-18 7-15-14-14-1 19-1-25 7-15-15-4-2-25-5

14-5-22-5-18 7-15-14-14-1 20-5-12-12 1 12-9-5 1-14-4 8-21-18-20 25-15-21

Rick Rolled for no reason. It's not a rickroll, Mom! But I want to know how to animate these words...